What hair styling products do you prefer?

For a "messy" look I go with:




If I want a more structured look, I rock some:

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Week old Tuna Fish and shitty asshole juice.....would you say that is the worst smell you have ever smelted-ed?......Because I just ate a tune sandwich and farted at the same time and damm near made myself Gak. This thread is yours to ponder.

to myself :lol: :rofl: :spit:

I dreamt u were doing the nasty to my asshole. Lets make my dream come true boo

Not Esther Rolle, DT, the state of FL. :sun:


So last Saturday around 7 am I'm sitting in a 737 at the gate during a nasty Nor'Easter. The flight would leave on time despite the weather...



Take off roll with 10 degrees of flaps...



Lift off. :cheer:

cum here :jerk:

Mayor Bloomberg and Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter today settled a first-of-its kind bet on the World Series by helping paint a Bronx junior high school.

Bloomberg and Nutter were on hand at JHS 131 to settle the bet and encourage more people to give back to their communities.

The terms of the bet dictated the losing mayor would travel to the winning city to join the winning mayor in a volunteer service project, while wearing the winning team’s jersey.

As a result of the Yankees win over the Phillies in the World Series earlier this month, Nutter honored the bet by painting the school while wearing a No. 55 Yankees home jersey in honor of World Series MVP Hideki Matsui.

Bloomberg wore a No. 27 jersey in honor of the Yankees 27th title.

“The Phillies were a tough team, but I knew Mayor Nutter was going to end up looking great in pinstripes,” joked Bloomberg. “The Yankees are the World Champions, but the real winners are of course the students with us today who are learning how they can make a difference in their own school."

Nutter was also a good sport.

“Congratulations on the New York Yankees victory," he said. "I am sure that the team and Mayor Bloomberg will do a great job of looking after the World Series trophy until the Phillies take it back next year."

Can this lady finish anything she signs up to do


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Pretty sad seeing a bunch of adults get into a slugfest over a hockey stick meant for a kid....I've seen this happen with foul balls too. If you're over 18 and you catch a foul ball, etc and you don't have a kid of your own...give it to nearest kid

After scoring a game-winning goal in overtime against the Tampa Bay Lightning last night, Anaheim Ducks captain Scott Niedermayer skated towards some fans and tried to give his stick to a girl in the stands. He may have overestimated the home crowd, however, as his gesture was met by a swarm of aggressive fans fighting for the stick. Within seconds spectators began punching each other in a furious effort to claim the souvenir. In an interview afterward, Niedermayer said the stick was "for a little girl," which did not seem to stop bystanders from battling for it.

not her body, but think she's smart and would make a good president and all that gay shit?

that bitch was in cincy today and the hillbillies turned out in droves ( sorry mrs randy :wub:)

SHOW YOURSELVES!!!

...for wanting to impale this (18 year old) chick on my tiny white wang?

Figured her personality fits this one.

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Listening to the promo for next week when Spyder Harrison says "The man whose voice Howard would love to have" he sounds just like Fred doing his bad Takei impression

SNAKES!!!!

He's right about those vultures. They all vie for Howards attention by throwing people under the bus. Its like one of those wilderness pecking order things. Someone like Dan Song Parody Man is seen as the runt ofthe litter. THe other jackles attack him casue they want to keep him at the bottom of the group. They all constantly fight for postion. Its a zero sum game. If one is doing good the other must be doing worse and vice verse.

Im glad I never worked in such a cutthroat place. All a bunch of Stuttering John wannabees. Thing about John, he was sublte with his troublemaking douchebaggery.